Jesus Christ is Lord

Psalm 2 King James Version (KJV)

 

 

Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

 

² The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,

³ Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

⁴ He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

⁵ Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

⁶ Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

⁷ I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

⁸ Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

⁹ Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

¹⁰ Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

¹¹ Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

¹² Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Psalm 37

so many people are going to be left with the man of sin on this earth with the restrainer(the holy spirit) removed but when you think about it it's God giving them exactly what they wanted. every day they discredit and character assassinate God is an opportunity for the people to rejoice in sin, and rejoice they do. be it unto you as you believed. when you realize God overseeing this thing was the exact reason why you were able to rejoice in sin will you be sad? when you discover your natural reaction to be turning towards God to rescue you out of the finished pit which you cheered on until it was made ready exactly the way you ordered it will it be ironic? everything you hear aside from the good news of Jesus Christ is soft propaganda wafted into the ears of the unjustly smug. i understand when you disagree but you are wrong. you will understand it too and understand it very well but it will be too late. turn to Jesus Christ and be forgiven. i promise you, you are not capable of dealing with what is coming. there's no coping, no adjusting, no allegiance. in God's eyes it's so terrible that it can't begin until his church is out of here...

this is everybody you know, love and talk to every day. come to your senses N O W. Amen.

"There will come on the day that two ministers win the government in the land of Israel. Both their names will be Benjamin and neither of them will succeed in establishing their government or kingship.

On that day, know and understand that the King Messiah already stands at the doorway and on the Sabbath afterwards he will come and be revealed,"

this is right now with benjamin netanyahu and benjamin gantz, they failed to form a government 3 times as of right now. Jesus Christ is Lord.

a departure from the usual laws of grammar or syntax for a special purpose

pentagon acknowledging the existence of ufos is big, it means the devil thinks the harpazo is probably pretty close so that he can meme npcs into chalking up the loss of a portion of the gentile population to the ayys inviting them to visit their planets or whatever. aliens are demons. if you find yourself in front of one, call on the name of Jesus Christ and examine their reaction. there are accounts of them inviting "christians" to go see "jesus", don't get memed by demons, they can sense the absence of the holy spirit and ruin your life if you're not covered by the blood of the lamb. remember, you will get rekt beyond reasonable assumption for at least 3.5 years before Jesus Christ returns (with his church which he raptured in tow) for the believing jews, i'm not gonna feel bad about it because i told everyone that would listen to me all about all of it all. i told them when nothing was wrong with the times and i told them when it all came crashing down. get right or get smote time lads, but only this time, unironically.

peace and grace to you all.

literally me irl life

the dog from da funk

the spider from home alone

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simdi su videoyu izle lutfen

God bless you all

John 3:16

i don't want to keep coming here and be funny like there isn't an anvil hanging by its last clinging thread over you, the reader's head. please note that you are on your way to everlasting fire because you are unrepentant in your sins without a savior to take them off of you. you will get 100% of what you are owed, which is eternity in the sides of the pit with the horrors of God's infinite imagination which he prepared for those who rebelled against him unleashed. in his defense, he wanted YOU to not be a part of any of that SO MUCH that he was MOCKED and he SUFFERED and DIED for the sin of the world, so that those who love him wouldn't. during that ample time when you will be separated from God never to ever be united again, you will ponder over every day you got out of bed, which was another opportunity God graciously extended to you that you may seek and find him so that he could give you everything, but it will be too late, which will be ironic because the time you will have then, which will have no end, will only be measured by how your worms could never die as opposed to the thirty minutes you could have taken to see what all the fuss was about... i mean God made sure he was everywhere, a lovely afternoon in the shadow of a tree with the birds going nuts and the light breeze, all of it was free, too... crazy... but you were conditioned from birth to focus on retarded famous people who were set up to be famous so that people would be busy keeping up with them forsaking kin and country in order to conform and it would be exhausting because how it's so unnatural in the way it's retarded plus your feverish reestimation of your value in the sexual marketplace on an hourly basis to consume you and take up all of your cognitive resources until you're old enough to be out on your own with all the bills sneaking up on you, now that you're an epic adult with all the casual sex at your own place with the wine, the clock is ticking, on what? on how your frenemies are all tying the knot! time to find a spouse! but who? you've fornicated with all of them! gotta be with someone you hadn't, gotta be someone whom the whole thing hadn't already been ruined with twice! but you don't know anybody well enough to get married that you hadn't banged! brooo you're running out of eggs! i mean men will just settle down with an 18 year old virgin because le mother of my child, and how gross and upside down is that that i had to make fun of that! honk honk! what about women? no 18 year old men would take you, marriage is the last thing they have on their minds, thanks to these wonderful times that you so thoroughly enjoyed and are a staunch advocate of! which made the bed that you have to now sleep in. and the alarm goes off the next day and trying to make alexa postpone you unlock your front door for the blm people to get a quote from you to see if you're with it and still half asleep you mutter something like mac fries better and now you're dead and your creator, who had the kinds of things human minds could not possibly imagine for you in mind, never crossed your mind once. your favorite shows weirdly never touched on this subject, neither had toe rogan. your parents kept parroting allah this allah that but you figured those to have been figures of speech as they also probably had. never looking into any of it, never gotten around to reasoning such as, how many heavens can there be? obviously somebody's wrong? what can i do? who am i gonna talk to about this? the local mosque has octogenarians giving me the evil eye and i'm downboated on reddit outside the already established echo chambers. oh God why didn't you cause the world to take like a quarter of a year break from ALL of this. like just shut off from the world in my room with the internet so that i can just get after it and find out the truth once and for all. it's so unfair. no wait God literally did exactly that.

sigh. i hope this meant something to somebody enough to at least think about it. if you can read this and are now super worried, you don't have to be. turn to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness, you have God's promise he'll give it to you if you forsake your sins because you want to stop displeasing him. Amen.

Matthew 5

ever seen a wild horse letting curiosity get the best of them? why is it that they can't help but inquire or linger on till they find out whether or not strangers are friendly? why do they like being petted?
ever had a pet be mad at you for not being around for a while? i thought animals only wanted to eat and copulate, where does passive aggression toward another species due to a lack of presence factor in? why would they be caring about something like that at all? are you seeing a pattern?
by the grace of God, i can see the heart of God in everything He's made. i see the things He's made to be pleasant to me and i understand His idea of things that please Him. i love birds, i love how pretty their songs are and i love their pretty feathers and i love when they're friendly. same with dogs, same with horses. you don't like a filthy dog, it wouldn't be pleasant to be around them, at least not for long, same with a dog that's barking constantly, same with a dog that bites. these are the rules that i try to live by every day. not letting lust run my life is me being clean. not swearing up and down like a sailor is me having a pleasant song. not complaining or being bitter is me being friendly. i can see you rolling your eyes but these are lessons i needed to learn, if you're already like this, more power to ya! i'm glad your time on earth has been easier than mine. and super impressed if it wasn't and it was simply credit to your resilience. however, you still need a savior because as it's written, all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. if you break the ten commandments once they are broken forever and you are owed death. BUT, humble yourself before God and ask to be a partaker of His shed blood for the remission of sins. Jesus loves you. think about that. who would take on God's wrath for you? just so you can be where He is. Forever. ask your best friend whether or not they'd take on God's wrath for you. if they say yes they're lying. if you believe them you're lying to yourself. Jesus Christ is the only way. He will give you rest. Learn of Him. He's meek and lowly in heart. His yoke is easy and His burden is light.

peace and grace to you all

passive absorption

babamlarla ayni evde kalindigi icin onlara belirtmem gerekti ben sizin yaptiginiz gibi aya degil de ayi yaratana taptigimdan sizin aya tapma oruclariniza katilmicam diye, (benim de gunes batana kadar yemiyo olmama ragmen) babam gayet cool gulerek sen olsen simdi seni hristiyan parametrelerinde mi yapmamiz icab edicek defnini falan derken annem de boyle seyler soyluyorum diye parmaklariyla kulaklarini tikayip lalalala yapmaktan o kadar da uzak kalmayacak cesit komiklikte (ama unironically) bi lengthy gesturein ortasindayken televizyonda tosun pasa oynuyodu, anam ve babamin presently gunahlariyla olup cehenneme gidecekleri tadimi matlastirmis olacak ki televizyondaki kemal sunal filmine vermem gereken, tbmm constitutioninda belirtimis cercevede reaksiyon veremeyip (youtubeda probably hdleri vardir lani idrak edip cerezle falan odaya kosmak) filmde islenen seyin resmen alexandria'da jeopolitik osmanli entrikalari oldugunu farkettim. bugunlerde anamla babamla iki laf edemez oldugumdan babamla iki laf edelim diye babama sordum iskenderiye mi dedi? diye, babamin nefes cekip Yes. demesinden benim lafi izlandadaki osmanli korsanlarina falan getirip yine Jesus'tan bahsedicemi sandigini anlayip daha ustelemek istemedim. 1.5 yildir falan tanidigim herkesle olan asla disclose edilmemis bi understandingimiz var, now only when they wanna talk to me do i get to talk to them, annem babam da dahil oluyo yavas yavas. haha. interesting how it's the same exact size and brand with everybody regardless of age creed or color. even more interesting how it's exactly what Jesus tells you it's gonna happen. sometimes when i get worked up i miss having a potty mouth, i catch myself needing to add effing to every sentence when i'm talking to myself. and sh*t. like i miss the perceived freedom in saying to myself, -i don't give a shit... but the insanity of this statement is, other than the obvious, that the reason i mustn't say it is the exact reason why i feel the need to say it. if i don't give a shit my mama goes to hell but the reason i want to say it is because she is adamant on being on her way to hell. dad's cool though. he's just going along because he was born here. he's got no horse in the race like mom willingly worshipping some bloodthirsty pervert over the sinless son of God. i blame that white haired cringemeister who becomes the president of television during every ramalamadingdong. somehow he never talks about his idol marrying a child and having slaves and sanctioning theft and lying and adultery and savagery. incorrigible. o ismini hatirlayamadigim oscar isaacli coen brothers filmine gidiyo aklim buraya geldigimden beri, i feel like everyime i know it's the last time i'm speaking to someone dear to me because they think i'm a crazy person now it's that part of the film when he's unable to intervene with the dog he hit with the car watching it limp away from a distance or the cat that he had to close the car door on. and it keeps getting colder and colder and the amount of time since he had enough sleep the last keeps lengthening bi de, going back, ne zaman tosun pasa "kellelerini getirin -hayir- i am personally setting out to tackle this issue with supreme subtlety and cunning" dediginde cocuklugumdan beri dammit it's getting good! olup sonra karakterinin ultimately ne kadar left unexplored oldugunu hatirlamak beni 32 yasimda yine haunt etti, and i don't even give a sh*t. it's just a dumbass movie ama biraz efor be kardesim ekmegin degil mi bu senarist birader kimsen 50 yil evvel...lutfen.

in all likelihood you are not ready for this (this being the whole enchilada) (enchilada being a dish that has many ingredients that is of mexican origin) (people tell me i should consider being more succinct with my thoughts but i just like typing. i type real fast and frankly i just find it relaxing. so even though i can see that i can make the same point that i want to make using fewer sentences i just take the scenic route. everytime. i have fingers, i have a keyboard and it's literally my blog. use it or lose it laddybuck. see my point? like literally who did i say that to just now? ... i forgot for a second that i came here to post this vid. you know what since you've been such a good sport still reading i'm also gonna post a picture for you all to enjoy. so please enjoy. good bye. ps: i realized i forgot to close the parentheses but to demonstrate what i've been saying instead of just putting in a close parantheses i'm gonna type all this and leave it ajar. cheerio! (as in goodbye)

and the picture

Ezekiel 20:34

gday lads, buraya yaziyorum simdi arguing with pagans, if the shoe fits, if you're too stir crazy to think rationally about the most important thing which is how and where you will be spending eternity allow me to do it for you, now, i know what i'm talking about, i've been on both sides, these are questions that i brought up along the way, because like Jesus said, The Father wants His children to worship Him in spirit and truth. let's roll oll 


* i don't believe in god because times and nasa

ok. raise your hand if you've been spoonfed all your life throughout all media with the words and absolutely free of charge CGIs of ex nazi scientists... i'm noticing you're not raising your hands? you may now pull out your phones to google operation paperclip. here's one for the road:

* i don't believe in god because i don't believe things i can't see or hear so

i mean you don't see or hear gravity either but try bringing that argument up when your spine is broken because you refused to factor gravity into your decision making process cause you never really could paint a jar of it red to give granma


* i don't believe in god because ancient aliens and pyramids

what we call aliens are disembodied spirits, demons and angels who rebelled under lucifer. the bible mentions their ilk with a blanket term "nephilim" (sons of God who went in unto daughters of man) their mission is to deceive whilst getting glory and having fun. based on innumerable testimonies, calling on the name of Jesus sets them ablaze running. not buddha, not mohammed, only Jesus.


* i believe in god but he doesn't have a son 

hi. can we assume as a devout muslim you know all things? no? how about half of everything? no? so if you don't even claim to know half of everything how is it that you know that Jesus isn't The Son of God? you wouldn't even know the difference between east and west if it weren't for the setting of the sun and that's only the plot device but how the living God decided to execute His master plan for the redemption of his children from his adversary from the foundation of the world, that you know the ins and outs of with absolute certainty and it didn't happen. reasonable.

btw did you know after seeing the wife of his adopted son in her house clothes while she answered the door and liking it, mohammed forced his adopted son to divorce her so he can have her? you may now pull out your phones and google Righteousness


* i don't believe in god because sure sure yours is the true god lul 

after the tower of babel incident God separated the nations to lesser deities, those that used to be in His court while planning to take israel for Himself. (nation of priests, people of God, creating the messianic bloodline, all according to plan) so until the coming of the son of God, the gentiles really did have lesser, utilitarian placeholders (because even though God hid His face from the world in His anger, He's still good and He still wanted all people to be taken care of) but Jesus' triumph fulfilled that contract. (Psalm 82) now all who call upon His son are reconciled to God as one nation, His people.

so yeah, thousands of gods (little g) around the world with their cool stories and statues yet it's still 2020 AD, the year of our Lord. imagine that.


* i don't believe in god because like i don't think you're supposed to know and we're like all beings and like energies and stuff and like white people on a hike getting naked for no reason and waving at nothing? yknow?

i actually don't. never been much of a gnostic myself, that whole vibe is utter cringe to me. but hey, we're supposed to be with the knowledge of our creator. the whole point of existence is to seek and find Him to have eternity in His presence while we rule with Him. in your gnosticism what kinda memery is taking 20 years to "mature" whilst doing whatever we want only to fail over and over again to finally arrive at the funny money reasoning which how nothing is our fault and oh hey we're 60 now time to be ever vigilant in watching out for that cold front i guess

get real


* i believe in god and i'm not worried about religion because i'm a good person isn't he like super forgiving like i'll probably be ok

Jesus said there's none good but God. good means moral excellence. we're all sinners in need of God's mercy. God is just, which means He can't not punish lawbreakers, else the accuser has grounds to shake his dirty finger at God and His perfect character. when you ask Jesus to be a partaker of His shed blood for the forgiveness of your sins, God can legally dismiss your case since He's on record having punished your sins by way of His son having suffered and died for them, now you can be where He is forever without your sin standing in your way because sin can't go be where God is.


* i don't believe in god because heaven sounds boring i'm just not into being all goody two shoes if i had to believe i'd sooner believe in satan cause party hardy drink bacardi my guy

Jesus said, the human heart is by default is of stone, when you turn to Him and follow Him, He will give you a heart of flesh, i can personally attest to this, i was literally you until i realized that the rulers of this world provably worship satan while spending billions to make sure i never worship God. i used to love everything God hates, now i detest everything satan brought into this world by corrupting what God created to be good. i say the word of God checks out.


* i don't believe in god, i believe in memes, do you remember subscribe to pewdiepie?

bruh


* i don't believe in god because how can a loving god allow suffering and my terrible life

if God gave you everything you ever wanted you'd have been a surefire product of your environment, never daring to make any waves lest you diminished in any way. God's motivation is that you may have eternity with Him, wouldn't you smack the goodboy off of your dog's face if he had poisoned food in his mouth? think about suffering as a way of trial and error until you find the truth that He may heal you and set you free. voodoo is so prevalent in africa that there are ads in newspapers for the services of witchdoctors. if God disallowed suffering, people would ignorantly die in their sins and be separated from God throughout eternity, heavy is the head that wears the crown.


* i don't believe in god because violence

the old testament violence was always against the corrupted flesh, products of the fallen angels messing with the dna and the crusades were of the vatican from which the serpent rules, deceiving people under the guise of Jesus Christ, pagans worshipping angels and statues and mary. 


* i don't believe in god because i love this celebrity and he doesn't believe in god and i think he's super cool and i want to either be like him to get chicks or be the kinda woman to attract someone like him so to cut my teenage lyfe feat. my not yet fully developed frontal lobes story hour short i don't believe in god because hormones

well i don't really know how to respond to that. can you maybe think about how like lame that is while you're trying to like go to sleep i guess?


* i want to believe in God but i don't think i can be strong enough to be what he wants me to be

Christ died for us while we're yet sinners, He didn't wait until we worked on ourselves to become better versions of ourselves. we turn to Him in contrition with the acknowledgement that nothing we can possibly do could ever earn us His favor, He'd never owe us heaven because we did xyz however many times a day or frantically helped old ladies across the streets all the days of our lives. He'll also never compromise from who He is, or from His perfect character to suffer sin to go unpunished. He's in need of nothing, it's just that because He's rich in mercy and because He loves us and to make provision for us He sent His only begotten, beloved Son to die for the sin of the world so that if spending eternity with Him is what we want the most, we may have it. freely. the apostle paul calls it, the unspeakable Gift.

repent and trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all!
  

what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

the dealio in 16 minutes and 7 seconds (if you have sixteen minutes and seven seconds you will know the dealio)

red pill blue pill morpheus walruses

proclaiming the gospel to the people is like pulling teeth. they either don't care or they think they already know the truth and i'm the devil trying to drag them to hell lol. the ones that think they already have the answer either have never read anything or they read enough of it to have been conditioned to have a healthy deathly fear of bringing any criticism to it. the gist is that without realizing they're stripping the most high of his holiness. they figure if you do x y and z he will just forgive your sins. so sin is just a word to him, it doesn't mean a whole bunch. ok. so when do i get to the Holiest God, one that would NEVER suffer sin to go unpunished? because according to your doctrine allah isn't he.

Jesus is the lamb of God which takes away the sin of the world. God, if he wasn't the most high, the holiest God, wouldn't have suffered to be crucified after living a life without sin if it wasn't the only way for us to be with him. but now that he has, the accuser can't say there can be a holier God, one that would never suffer sin, because the holiest God doesn't. he could have just ruled for his people to come be with him when they died if they lived good enough lives having done the designated x y and z, instead of pouring out his wrath upon Jesus for the sin of the entire world. but there's none good but God, and sin can't go be where he is, because He is The Holiest God.

i believe i'm a sinner in need of God's mercy and i'm trusting what Jesus did on the cross to be my redemption.

and if not ending up in the outer darkness (where there's weeping and gnashing of teeth) for eternity is of interest to you, you should also.

peace

remember when Sunny was cool?

God loves you so much that he sent his only begotten son to suffer and die for the sin of the world so that if and when you realize that everything is cringe in comparison and seek and find him, you can be with him without sin standing in your way.

be vigilant, satan is walking up and down the earth like a lion, seeking whom he may devour. call on the name of Jesus and be restored.

these screens are from an it's always cringe in philadelphia episode which if you're not digging on homosexuality, you're a perverted convict who cuts another man's tongue out with a rusty plier to feed it to maggots.

please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.
please wake up to the conditioning of this world and seek Jesus while there's still time.

Psalm 104

man. God nasil benden (a chief sinner with a wicked wicked heart) bi christian yapti gercekten incredible. cenemi kapatamiyorum nasil neden etrafima bakiyorum diyorum su adam bu kadin biliyorum before i was born again he/she was a better person than i why Father why not them but me. soylemeye calisiyorum su adama bu kadina do you care about God at all, like in any capacity do you think about the creator or whatever do you care at all and they're all like yeah sure i guess. they guess. how are you not conscious of God, the almighty creator of EVERYTHING, being within earshot with every step you take in waking life, He's so interesting. He's allowed me so much information because i keep asking Him for more information, it all comes together, there has never been a plan B, He is in the midst of it all up on the throne and in control, when it's all said and done the only accurate human description of the whole of it would be Love and it's flawless. why do i (a chief sinner with a wicked wicked heart) get all this, and people who never sinned like i had don't? or why do they not care? is it not about how wicked you've been and all about caring? is God after Likes and Follows? le gasp! you're telling me that it's----------dare.i.say.it''''about---- faith?.....[li][ci] why did God choose to demonstrate His miracles in such a specific way that thousands of years later people who Live Laugh Love would scoff at them? surely the almighty could have picked scenarios that, one can never possibly grow out of. how about a giant billboard orbiting the earth that reads IF YOU SIN I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU BECAUSE THAT'S WHY I MADE MAN IN THE MANNER THAT I HAD JUST SO I CAN DESTROY THEM WHEN THEY INEVITABLY SIN LOL. hey now. do you really think He who made the heavens and the earth and covered it with grass tree and mountain and then adorned it with flowers and plants and populated it with birds and butterflies and deer and whales and baby whales and mosquitoes and spiders and hornets and louder more aggressive types of hornets can be that redundant? the devil says yes and the new yorkers say yes and you like and subscribe and click on the notifications bell. the bible says He prepared hell for the devil and the angels rebelled under the devil. not for you. listen to that still small voice in the back of your mind and turn to God, ask to be a partaker in His shed blood that you may be covered with His righteousness rather than the darkness of this world upon which He will pour out His wrath when it's time for Him to do so. why remain in rebellion when God is offering you to not be accountable for your rebellion, free of charge? what possible reason aside from foolish pride can one have when Jesus has done all the work already? the wages of sin is death but the Gift of God is everlasting life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

come to your senses. your Father wants His child to be where He is. Forever. Amen.

make haste (haste makes waste) feat. posthaste west

tesekkur ediyorum yorum birakanlara ben asla onaylamasam da (kisisel degil, it's MY BLOG. MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE) da uzuluyorum cunku genel tema niye hersey silinmis ve ee that's not funny? people please. the end is nigh and the kingdom of heaven is near. stop memeing like i have here and start spending time with the word of God. start with the new testament so that after you finished and started reading the old testament you could see it's all about Jesus coming to save everybody who would follow him. the measly hassle ridden best case scenario 65 years you get in this life is not what God created you for. He wants you to be a part of His family and rule with you forever and ever. youtube is more than what it tells you what's trending. if it's cringe to you, and i get it, that's the conditioning, watch DR. MICHAEL HEISER's SUPERNATURAL seminar on youtube. it's like a ted talk but towards the opposite end of capitalizing on sending your unbeknownst soul into the lake of fire for eternity. you like ted talks don't you? sure you do.


this is part 1 of 4

Man Appointed Mortal Sorrow; The Blessed God Shall come down Teaching His death shall bring The Despairing Rest

https://www.khouse.org/articles/1996/44/

based and blessed ron wyatt

steamed hams but by the grace of god i am saved

wew lads. incredible how quickly things can change. and how easily change can come as long as your heart's in the right place. praise the almighty god in heaven.

anyway here's how i got here
i stopped jerking off twice a day, my elbow was BTFOd cause of weightlifting and i was waterfasting to get it to heal so, fasting, i saw ufos over lake lanier and after talking about it with people i know someone introduced me to 81 year old martin who i think is an elder druid(ecksdee) to tell me about the ways of the planet, learned a whole bunch of stuff that immediately made all the sense in the world, realized that i've gotten memed by devil worshippers into being an atheist, repented, reestablished the inseparable connection we all have with god and boom. i wake up every morning like when i was a kid with love in my heart.

it's all laid out infront of us but here these might help;

free will
the god hole
the holy spirit
Isaiah 57:20

observable universe after starting nofap

man commits suicide for having bought winrar software using bitcoins 8 years ago, survives and then sues neighbor for calling 911, wins and then invests in bitcoin

i used to be so into being hilarious. the possibility of being funny dictated my decision making in every step of the way. hey blablabla so wanna go do this? hmm, i guess i would like to go watch some shit in that place which the previous owners were handicapped and it is handicapped accessibility to the max and the new owners, even though none of em are handicapped maybe except the guy who's inviting us to do an alien marathon are still living with all that gear in the walls and the ramps in hopes of maybe flipping it in the future to someone who's been jacked so that they'd pay more. this scenario to me is a good day. why? because i already masturbated and as a mammal my brain's already been stimulated enough to want to shut down to conserve energy, you better bring me something that i can work with with ease, so that my indifference is perceived as commentary and valued as social behavior. wait you're telling me it's been a while the last time we'd seen each other and my grandmama misses me? wait that's not funny? tf am i supposed to do with this? I CAN'T STAND YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE LAME, KYS THANKS

lately i've been realizing that for the past couple of years i've been terrible with names and then it hit me. i got kind of dunbar's number'ed cause of all the names and last names and sometimes alternative full names and aliases of pornstars. before i even had the chance to maybe have kids and grandkids and name them and remember their names and aliases.

so,
dear diary

whatever the fuck this day is (yes =c i just rubbed one out)(last time i promise ^;^ ) is the date which i'm starting to commit to a lifestyle that is sans left hand in the pants. make of this promise what you will, future me =P

kys thanks,
you from the past

man found frozen solid after mistakingly thinking the ice wouldn't break, foolishly not taking the weight of his hundred pound backpack and hunting gear into account

9 yil falan once problem turkiye sanip amerikaya geldim, 4 yildir falan alaska istemem problemin turkiye degil de cozumun amerika olmadigini mi gosteriyo yoksa 5 yil sonra fkin alaska diye bi post daha mi gelecek onu mu bi dusunulmeli. belki de problem ya da yanlis cevap bloggingdir. ne skime yaziyosam. eghh gunluk memeinin belki de o kadar memey olmadigini insan 30una dayamisken farketmesi nasil bir parental faildir ya da 30unda hala parental fail diye dusunmek nasil bir parental faildir ya da unironically internetteki insandan unironically life answers aramak nasil bi parental faildir, published olmasalar da ben donup bakiyorum bazen iste belki 9 yillik postlara, get me the fuck outta here temali olsalar da icimi isitiyo bazilari. alaskaya yerlesip sogukta icimi isitayim istiyorum bu eski gunluk ile. neden isinmak icin alaska sogugu ariyorum? seems kinda redundant init? neden backnforth ingilizceye gecip duruyorum? cunku i guess yillardir her post gibi bu post da kendime ilerde alaskada isinayim diye. idk these times aren't for men. i wanna hunt and fish n shit. i wanna chop wood because otherwise i'd die. i wanna get outta the bed every morning to make sure i could the next day. i want all the mundane struggles of ancient times. i want meat drying on the rack. i want the burden of the possibility of trespassers. i want a good dog and a reliable pistol. clean air and clean water and i just don't see ever getting right without these things. without these things all i see is boredom and wickedness. i see a man that i got fuck all for respect. only under these conditions do i see wanting to socialize, wanting to check up on people i like, helping out, wanting to try my darnedest to keep a good woman to brighten up my day and warm my bed, wanting to make a kid, wanting to give a head start to something that i love with all i know so that when it's their turn they don't wander aimlessly for 30 years to find their way and when they create something it's even more refined until down the line the offspring is so amazing that they're on youtube for it and their children would be spoiled brats who do drugs and don't give a fuk till they realize they got memed by the climax of the hard work and sacrifices of their lineage half way through. the ejaculate of their making was so pure that any and all things after that point in time is just flat in comparison, then they wade through the flat without so much as a north star to possibly chance upon the land with all to do, then hit em with one last ecksdee before starting from scratch.

and onward goes this little thing called sentience.


cya fags

what if huck finn was a millennial boy but in turkey and also mark twain had nothing to do with any of it

moruk müsade et uyiyim amk ya
olm daha niye kalıyosun ki
sabaha kadar konuşalım amk
olm konuştuğun o kadar salak ve iğrenç ki amk
yani neden bunun yerine ikimiz de uyumayalım ki 
saçma amk
nesi saçma moruk ya
sen nasıl anlayabilirsin ki evimde sana ikram ediceğim şeyin içine tükürmediğimi parmağımla bişeler yapıp içine sokmadığımı amk
öyle şeyler yapmadığım her sefer için cennete girmeliyim ama kimsenin en ufak bi fikri yok ve kitapta da yazmıyo öyle girebilirsiniz diye
lan saçma dediğim değil o iğrenç dediğim amk
ha
e ne o zaman saçma amk
ha 
ya
offffffffffffffffffffrfrfrfrprfrpfrpfrpfrp
ya olm babamı kaldırıcan
tamam bak sen anlat ben dinliyorum tamam mı
amk
olm kulak vermiyosun ama
...
neyse ya
...
ne düşünüyosun şu an
...osurursam sıçabilirim onu
aasgasdag amk
sdghdfahf amk
komik ama düşünsene cırcır dediğimizde
hay am
yani her grup insanın cırcır kelimesi var amk
yani böyle başka dilden paylaşılan bi kelime değil başka bi toplumdan gelinip görülmeye alınmaya kalmamış amk
amk eğer problemin paylaşılan bi kelimeyse 1. dünya problemi amk
...
ben gidiyim tuvalete ya böyle uyursam gece uykumda batırmayım heryeri amk
bak tuvalet mesela
ya sus amk
olm
neyse gel de

deneme olarak capssiz koyuyorum baslik bakalim belki ugurlu gelir hadi allahin selametiyle biss

arkadaslar 2017nin agustos ayinin 22si itibariyle normie miyim degil miyim reasonably tarsisabilecegim kimse kalmadi. en sonuncu faithful departed taa cs source ciktiginda serveri var kullanisli olur diye ekleyip bi yil sonraki yaz ayinda knk server duruo mu diye ilk defa konusup iyi knk oldugum bi britbong bi herifti matt diye, nicki taa cs source zamanlarindan beri assrape is taking it too far olan matt 22sinde nick degistirmis matt diye, adi mattmis, ya da bilmiyorum yeni bi netflix dizisi olabilir ustkat komsusuyla alti aydir ask yasarken askin tutku duzeyinin cok fazla yuksek olmasi nedeniyle aralarinda bi kat daha oldugunu ve o komsunun daha guzel oldugunu farketmemis matt diye bi herifin hayatina odakli, bu herife ben de tam boyleyim iste olup nickini 10 yil ustune matt yazdirabilecek bi yeni netflix serisi matt isimli. neyse matt diye ihtiras temali yeni bi netflix serisi olmadigini ve herifin adi oldugunu varsayarak ilerledigimizde goruyoruz ki benim normie miyim degil miyim reasonably tartisabilecegim en son herif artik susceptible to faggotry and being a faggot who lacks the constitution to properly assess where i stand in life with statistics and references regarding hey belki matt dizide avukattır ve temsil ettigi clienti or whatever boyle hic ailesiyle anlasamamis bi kadin olur ve matt representation esnasinda anlar ki aslinda clientinin ailesi hep kizin iyiligini istemistir ve millennial kiz bu bakis acisini hic yakalayamamistir ve matt yakalar ve anlar ki boyle keske benim ailem olsalardi da law schoola yollamazlardi belki ama aile sevgisine bi doyardim olur

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR, MOM! I JUST WANT TO FIRST MEME VIDS ON YOUTUBE WITH CLEVER- BUT BLOGSPOT IS FRICKIN GAY! BUT- BUT- BUT- MOOOOOOM

WELP, IT'S OVER. I'M LITERALLY ENTERING 30 THIS NOVEMBER AND I STILL DON'T HAVE 20 BILLION TO MY NAME TO JUST CHILL AND BANG TIER1 PORNSTARS WHENEVER I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SEX WITH PROFESSIONALS. WHO DO I HAVE TO BLAME FOR THIS BLUNDER YOU ASK? ME THAT'S WHO. IT WAS ME WHO TOLD SETH MACFARLANE TO GO FUCK HIMSELF WHEN HE WANTED ME TO WRITE JOKES FOR HIS WESTERN SAYING IT'LL NEVER WORK AS A COMEDY WITHOUT DOC BROWN AND DJANGO POPPING IN INEXPLICABLY AND IT WAS ME WHEN I FAILED TO PHRASE MY DISDAIN TOWARDS THE IDEA OF A SECOND TED DELICATELY ENOUGH AND CALLED IT WHAT YOU WOULD DO WHEN YOU HAVE 2 HOURS TO JUST WARP THROUGH AND YOU HAD DENTAL SURGERY SO YOU CAN'T SMILE BECAUSE THE MUSCLES ON YOUR FACE FALL OUTSIDE OF THE SPHERE OF YOUR CONTROL FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO WATCH THE SECOND TED SINCE YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED THE MUSCLES ON YOUR FACE TO GO ALONG WITH THE KIND OF HUMOR TED 2 IS GOING TO BE PACKING. GOD WHY CAN'T I TRUST THIS FAGGOTS VISION I MEAN HE'S SO HIT AND MISS AND LIKE I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WATCHING TED 2 AND THAT WESTERN WAS REALLY FUN. SO I, WHO HAS A VERY SELECT A VERY PARTICULAR TASTE IN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WATCHING A SETH MACFARLANE SEQUEL, AM TURNING 30 AND I DON'T HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PISS AWAY ON PROFESSIONAL SEX AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THE KINDA DRIVEL THAT FAG WOULD BRING TO THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE JOKES, FOR THEM TO WRITE JOKES FOR AND I WOULD        P    A    S    S

-911? -hi -what sort of vitamins do i need to stop wanting to scam old people?? -please hold

2016 yaz ayinda nerden baksan 10 yillik falan bir internet arkadasiyla 7 yil uzerine ilk defa sohbet:

i: ee nabiyon
him: napalim ak
h: sen nabiyon
i: nolsun
h: porno izliyosundur su an di mi
i: hee
i: var mi bu aralar favori bi sahne bilmemne
i: sen vintage shit seviyodun gerci
h: ya aslinda yoruldum biliyo musun
i: hmm
h: yillardir her gun mutlaka 20dk harciyorum onceki gun dunyaya gelen pornolara
h: aman kaciririm guzel bise olur da diye
i: biliyorum tabi
i: looking at porn can be a grind too
i: if you do it everyday
h: lol
h: aj applegate eger fake tits yaptirirsa kendimi imha edicem
h: not even kiddin
h: o kadar cok defa bana bunu yaptilar ki
i: ben de kendimi hatirliyorum sophie dee zamanlarimda
i: ne kadar safmisiz lan
h: lool hatirliyorum o zamanlarini
i: adfagd
h: hgeaea

merle haggard nickli ve avatarli bi kullanici sizi ekledi

buraya porno inene kadar zaman gecsin diye yazmaya baslayip porno indiginde flickshot ile browseri kapatip sonra asla tamamlamadigim entrileri tamamlasam mi diye gelip porno indiginde vazgectigimin 7. yili serefine incomplete entrileri tamamladigim devasa bi entri serisiyle gelmek is

We were gonna go cruisin' when we got home! We were gonna go cruisin' in his Solara, man!

neyse iste witcher3 ne zaman ciktiysa o gunden beri ilk defa porno haric internette bise yapiyorum. excessive gaming zamanlari nostaljisinin bi parcasi olacak ki i wanted to blog a little- ve evet, kapilari falan kitledim yine fsahea.buraya bise yazayim dedigimde diz refleksi tarzi bi bok oluyo bana o aralar hangi bayana ne tarz seyler  yapiyorum ha onu yaziyim hemen gibi. weird. heralde ben biseyi okuyacaksam bu tarz icerik okumak isterim diye. hangi bayanin hangi deligine ne yaptigim informationi harici ben ne anlatabilirim ki sana senin baska yerde bu spesifik cercevelemede bulamayacagin? dur bak iste ben arada bir beni iyi tanimayan kiz buldugumda goturebildigimi goturuyorum ama bu herif guzel cerceveliyo ayrica bu herifin entrilerindeki kanalladigi very specific brand of misery hani adam yaziyo da yaziyo ve hayatinda zevk alabildigi ne kadar az sey varsa entrileri o kadar komik oluyo iste bakin bu aralar su su su da artik beni uyarmayan seyler listesinde, huehue mal ben gidip beyaz sov izlicem oyle keyfim yerinde noktalicam bu geceyi. ama dur emin oluyoruz- ha- evet en son tamam herif hala miserable yep. cool. neydi lan anlatmaya calistigim sey? oeh dur bi sefer de kime nasil soktum yazmiyim aq'dan hepinizin analarinin allahlarini sikeyime geldi birden. dsagda. neyse iste witcher 3 bitti. ve en son kime nasil soktum onu ha evet tamam

bi de son qomiqReSimLer lal lel* lyl* lol*

bunu da bugun yaptigim halfasseryden utandim diye yazdim. kinda shitty but you know i love you.

dun bi tane outlet gezerken bi baktim ki 45 dkdir falan bi tane kadini takip ediyorum. asdg. j.crewden basladim guess e kadar. underarmoura girmek istedim, saks'a girdik, adidasa girmek istedim dknyye girdik lucky brandden apartopar cikardi true religiondan cikmak bilmedi anasini siktigimin kizi ayar etti beni milletin icinde ak. en sonunda gitti bi hot dog aldi ve ilgimi tamamiyla kaybetti. zaten beni test edip durdu butun gun. i don't need this fucking shit.

bunu da (yine istanbuldayken) guya oturup biraz daha sisiricektim entri olsun diye ama cba so here

kendisi us'te bilmemne okurken tanistigimiz avusturalyali bi arkadas memleketine geri dondugunden beri birlikte yapabildigimiz tek sey civ oynamak idi, sonra bu bana küstü cocuk gibi sonra dogumgunumde sirnasip kendi kendine baristi. ama ben o aylardir oynamis oldugumuz tek save oyunu o olmasa da, onun (now) bot kontrolundeki ami gotu dagitmis civ.ine aldiris etmeden, save ede ede oynayip duruyodum, aradaki 600 turn discrepancy arkadasimi upset etmis olucak ki ...fucking nevermind diyip beni steamden sildi. sonra emailden bana zamaninda yolladigi ciplak popo resimlerinden bi tanesini steam avatarim yapip onu tekrar ekledim. sonra bi saat falan konustuk, yarin bilmemne var yatiyorum dedi gitti. su an arkadas miyiz degil miyiz emin degilim :/

bunu publish dedim saniyodum ordayken ama dememisim ya da bilmiyorum nolduysa artik

birlesik devletlerdeki cevrem siradan hayatlarina oyle ozendirici bi sekilde devam ediyo ki bugun arkadas -ben sordum diye- oglen bilmemkimle ictigi cayi anlatirken 'suck his cock why don't you' dedim adama. adam 'well i'm working on it' dedi sanirim arkadasim bana casually gay oldugunu ima etmeye calisti ama ben o kadar upset'im ki orda olmamaktan i don't even give a shit. who cares. fucking faggot. lol j/k he's a catch. bugun ben naptim? cisim oldugu icin 7ye dogru falan uyandim,eventhough i worked out really hard yesterday and went to sleep kinda late, bi daha uyuyamadim, kardesim ps4te metro oynarken onu izledim sonra kahvalti ederken kopeklerden konustuk, bi yerde bi vine mi ne izlemis(fag) herifin teki kopeklerini laptopinin kapama sesine pavlovian kondusyonlamis hayvanlar cirp cirp geliyolar herifin laptopi cat edince falan sonra usual suspects izlerken uyuya kaldim hani tam uykuya dalmadan bi 4-5 saniye oncesinde sacma sapan seyler gorup sonra uykuya dalmayip oha ne sacmaydi lan dediginiz olur ya, neyse bu sefer glock silahinin amerikada azinliklarin birbirini yemesi icin gang violenceini koruklemesi baabinda rap sarkilarinda 'block' ile bedava rhyme ettigi icin golge senatodan gecirilip yayginlastirilmismis oldugunu gorup whaaa olup kendime gelmedenki split secondda ise evrim ve dogaya herhangi bi tur'un(species) internet uzerinden kadin taklidi yaparak erkek kandirabilecegi olasiligindan bahsediyodum, bunun uzerine orda karsimdaki temsili christoph waltz, evren o an kac yasinda ise daha heryer lav falandi evreni mevreni kapayip gidiyodu, sonra siktiret 9da falan yatar uyurum ak diyip phoenix ve carter cruiselu scene'e patlayip bi saate yakin falan cs oynadim. how was your day?

my predictions for ikibinonbeş and all its fecundities; an in depth report by me

neyse ben donuyorum devletlere hadi iyiyillar igrenc ibneler

i would be so nice to circa 2000 julia stiles

turkiyedeki music cdlerim beni limitliyo. ne zaman burdaysam ayni seyleri dinliyorum, ozlemis oluyorum zaten falan. diyorum ki no way dude en iyi grup bu -- amarikaya dondugumde whatever they're ok i guess :s e donusuyo. koye moye gidip herseyin en iyisinin o oldugunu sanmakla ayni etki. orda bi inegi dururken izleyip herseyin en iyisi bu inek iste diyosun, ben de istanbuldayken rhcp en iyisi diyorum. en enteresani ben hic koye moye gitmedim. kucukken film falan izledim heralde because i know EXACTLY what it's like. manure smell, mud, rocks, manure, parachute pants, ugly ass old people, boring cows, pooping is an ordeal, poop smell, children making love to docile animals, inbreeding, inbred dogs, wonky titted hairy women, bad teeth, shit smelling shitty architecture, shit covered ducks, a cat, designated abandoned warehouse type rape area,but they don't call it rape, one of the locals tried explaining what it meant, the impression i got was like a rape that occurs on a lovely evening with some singing, but still against the girls will, sort of--it's tough to explain :)), owls i guess, some faggot kid that stares maybe he has like a pet goat or something, he witnessed rabbits doin it that one time his dad chased his ass outta the house cause he walked in on mom&dad doin it after they caught the neighbor boy fucking their donkey
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niye boylesiniz ki? orayi savunucan da nolucak? biliyosun boring ve bs oldugunu. haaaaaaaaaa git meyve sebze cikart ananin amindan ye falan mi argumanininz? savundugun insanlara ecdadindan toprak kalmis ve herkes gibi para karsiliginda is yapiyolar. sence o adama al trilyon dolar ama iste kimsen savunan diyelim adin sinan, deseler o savundugun temsili adama al sana trilyon dolar ama bi sart sinanin anasini sikiceksin, sence o adam ve savundugun bi kamyon koylu bir olup gelip sinanin anasini sikmez mi? noldu savunuyodun koy bilmemne. ananin amini gordun mu sinan? kimseyi savunma. bise diyim mi bana trilyon verseler senin skank ass ho bag anneni sikmem. harbi diyorum sikmem. gross. neymis? milletin hakettigi efendisi benim.

you're so you're so, so thick so thick

hicdegilse biseksuel olsaydim diyorum bazen. frank ocean falan dinlemekten oluyo sanirim. sarkilarinda duyup anlayabiliyorum iki erkek arasindaki askin ne kadar sweet olabilecegini ama gorup te heyecanlanabilmek malesef beni asan bi durum. googlea hot dudes yazip falan geziniyorum sonuclari ama nothing... en son o kadar zorladim ki dikkat etmemisim bugun farkettim default googleum google.com.hk olmus

nabiyonuz olm kac zamandir di mi? gecen bise yazmistim bikac saat durdu sabahina kaldirdim yakalayaniniz olduysa, that's still on track. ugrasiyoruz.