observable universe after starting nofap

man commits suicide for having bought winrar software using bitcoins 8 years ago, survives and then sues neighbor for calling 911, wins and then invests in bitcoin

i used to be so into being hilarious. the possibility of being funny dictated my decision making in every step of the way. hey blablabla so wanna go do this? hmm, i guess i would like to go watch some shit in that place which the previous owners were handicapped and it is handicapped accessibility to the max and the new owners, even though none of em are handicapped maybe except the guy who's inviting us to do an alien marathon are still living with all that gear in the walls and the ramps in hopes of maybe flipping it in the future to someone who's been jacked so that they'd pay more. this scenario to me is a good day. why? because i already masturbated and as a mammal my brain's already been stimulated enough to want to shut down to conserve energy, you better bring me something that i can work with with ease, so that my indifference is perceived as commentary and valued as social behavior. wait you're telling me it's been a while the last time we'd seen each other and my grandmama misses me? wait that's not funny? tf am i supposed to do with this? I CAN'T STAND YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE LAME, KYS THANKS

lately i've been realizing that for the past couple of years i've been terrible with names and then it hit me. i got kind of dunbar's number'ed cause of all the names and last names and sometimes alternative full names and aliases of pornstars. before i even had the chance to maybe have kids and grandkids and name them and remember their names and aliases.

so,
dear diary

whatever the fuck this day is (yes =c i just rubbed one out)(last time i promise ^;^ ) is the date which i'm starting to commit to a lifestyle that is sans left hand in the pants. make of this promise what you will, future me =P

kys thanks,
you from the past