I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR, MOM! I JUST WANT TO FIRST MEME VIDS ON YOUTUBE WITH CLEVER- BUT BLOGSPOT IS FRICKIN GAY! BUT- BUT- BUT- MOOOOOOM

WELP, IT'S OVER. I'M LITERALLY ENTERING 30 THIS NOVEMBER AND I STILL DON'T HAVE 20 BILLION TO MY NAME TO JUST CHILL AND BANG TIER1 PORNSTARS WHENEVER I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SEX WITH PROFESSIONALS. WHO DO I HAVE TO BLAME FOR THIS BLUNDER YOU ASK? ME THAT'S WHO. IT WAS ME WHO TOLD SETH MACFARLANE TO GO FUCK HIMSELF WHEN HE WANTED ME TO WRITE JOKES FOR HIS WESTERN SAYING IT'LL NEVER WORK AS A COMEDY WITHOUT DOC BROWN AND DJANGO POPPING IN INEXPLICABLY AND IT WAS ME WHEN I FAILED TO PHRASE MY DISDAIN TOWARDS THE IDEA OF A SECOND TED DELICATELY ENOUGH AND CALLED IT WHAT YOU WOULD DO WHEN YOU HAVE 2 HOURS TO JUST WARP THROUGH AND YOU HAD DENTAL SURGERY SO YOU CAN'T SMILE BECAUSE THE MUSCLES ON YOUR FACE FALL OUTSIDE OF THE SPHERE OF YOUR CONTROL FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO WATCH THE SECOND TED SINCE YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED THE MUSCLES ON YOUR FACE TO GO ALONG WITH THE KIND OF HUMOR TED 2 IS GOING TO BE PACKING. GOD WHY CAN'T I TRUST THIS FAGGOTS VISION I MEAN HE'S SO HIT AND MISS AND LIKE I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WATCHING TED 2 AND THAT WESTERN WAS REALLY FUN. SO I, WHO HAS A VERY SELECT A VERY PARTICULAR TASTE IN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WATCHING A SETH MACFARLANE SEQUEL, AM TURNING 30 AND I DON'T HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PISS AWAY ON PROFESSIONAL SEX AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THE KINDA DRIVEL THAT FAG WOULD BRING TO THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE JOKES, FOR THEM TO WRITE JOKES FOR AND I WOULD        P    A    S    S